OH SHIT, HOLD THE GODDAMN RINGING DEVICE, IT’S ME
THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL OF YOU? STILL TRYING TO RECOVER FROM YOUR KARKAT WITHDRAWAL? WELL WORRY NOT BECAUSE I’M BACK AND GODDAMN IS IT GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY FOR ALL OF YOU. SO CLOSE DOWN YOUR INCESSANT INFANTILE WHINING AND PUT A FUCKING SMILE ON YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE COVER.
Reblog if you are OC friendly!
(Source: be-my-friend-or-else, via livvefast)
OH WHAT, NO ONE CARES THAT I’M HERE?
hawkehthesylphofblood:
overlypissy:
hawkehthesylphofblood:
overlypissy:
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CAN’T YOU JUST TAKE A SIMPLE FUCKING REQUEST?
Alright :c
But you said you didn’t feel so lonely if I typed in caps so that’s why I continued.
But if you insist, I shall.
OH GOOD GOD NOW I FEEL GUILTY. SHIT. HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU OR WHATEVER?
AND YOU BETTER HAVE AN ANSWER OR THE OFFER’S OFF THE TABLE.
SHIT I’M FUCKING IT UP AGAIN.
… SORRY.
It’s okay, you don’t have to do anything.
And there’s really no reason to apologize. c:
YOU CERTAINLY ARE BETTER AT THIS WHOLE CONCILIATORY THING THAN I AM, THAT’S FOR SURE.
(via buttsandrainbows)
Anonymous asked: LOVE ME?
WHY SHOULD I?
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.
basicparadox:
mint-t:
croozluh:
amischiefofmice:
oh shit a fun looking one
do it
I’ve been answering the sexy asks all day, let’s keep it going ;D
Give it a try? uwu
(Source: diandrafarrugia, via doublepistolsandacurtsy)
OH WHAT, NO ONE CARES THAT I’M HERE?
hawkehthesylphofblood:
overlypissy:
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CAN’T YOU JUST TAKE A SIMPLE FUCKING REQUEST?
Alright :c
But you said you didn’t feel so lonely if I typed in caps so that’s why I continued.
But if you insist, I shall.
OH GOOD GOD NOW I FEEL GUILTY. SHIT. HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU OR WHATEVER?
AND YOU BETTER HAVE AN ANSWER OR THE OFFER’S OFF THE TABLE.
SHIT I’M FUCKING IT UP AGAIN.
… SORRY.
(via buttsandrainbows)
OH WHAT, NO ONE CARES THAT I’M HERE?
hawkehthesylphofblood:
overlypissy:
hawkehthesylphofblood:
overlypissy:
hawkehthesylphofblood:
overlypissy:
hawkehthesylphofblood:
overlypissy:
SHOULD HAVE FIGURED. YOU JUST CAN’T HANDLE ME, CAN YOU? NOT EVEN I CAN HANDLE ME. LOOK AT ME GOING OFF THE GODDAMN DEEP END OVER MYSELF.
SHOOSH KARKAT, EVERYONE LOVES YOU THEY ARE JUST TOO SHY TO SAY SO.
I’M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO CAPSLOCK IN THIS FUCKING PLACE.
THERE IS ROOM ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US TO CAPSLOCK.
UNLESS YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.
I’D ASK YOU TO STOP BUT TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST IT MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE LESS LONELY.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A STUPID THING TO SAY. I CAN’T BELIEVE I EVEN LET MY KEYPUSHERS TYPE THAT OUT.
HEY, DON’T STRESS IT.
THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY TYPE, AND IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER I SHALL KEEP DOING IT. :3
NO, NOW IT’S JUST WEIRD. IT’S LIKE I’M TALKING TO MYSELF IN ONE OF THOSE FUCKING MEMOS AGAIN. JUST STOP IT. I DON’T MIND FEELING LONELY.
JFKASDMLDSFN WHY AM I EVEN SAYING THESE THINGS.
I WOULD STOP
BUT NO, I DO NOT WISH FOR YOU TO BE LONELY.
AND IT’S OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. c:
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CAN’T YOU JUST TAKE A SIMPLE FUCKING REQUEST?
(via buttsandrainbows)
OH WHAT, NO ONE CARES THAT I’M HERE?
hawkehthesylphofblood:
overlypissy:
hawkehthesylphofblood:
overlypissy:
hawkehthesylphofblood:
overlypissy:
SHOULD HAVE FIGURED. YOU JUST CAN’T HANDLE ME, CAN YOU? NOT EVEN I CAN HANDLE ME. LOOK AT ME GOING OFF THE GODDAMN DEEP END OVER MYSELF.
SHOOSH KARKAT, EVERYONE LOVES YOU THEY ARE JUST TOO SHY TO SAY SO.
I’M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO CAPSLOCK IN THIS FUCKING PLACE.
THERE IS ROOM ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US TO CAPSLOCK.
UNLESS YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT.
I’D ASK YOU TO STOP BUT TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST IT MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE LESS LONELY.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A STUPID THING TO SAY. I CAN’T BELIEVE I EVEN LET MY KEYPUSHERS TYPE THAT OUT.
HEY, DON’T STRESS IT.
THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY TYPE, AND IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER I SHALL KEEP DOING IT. :3
NO, NOW IT’S JUST WEIRD. IT’S LIKE I’M TALKING TO MYSELF IN ONE OF THOSE FUCKING MEMOS AGAIN. JUST STOP IT. I DON’T MIND FEELING LONELY.
JFKASDMLDSFN WHY AM I EVEN SAYING THESE THINGS.
(via buttsandrainbows)
newdestroyman asked: Heeeeeeeey Karkat!! If you said you didnt care why make a whole post about it huh????
HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT.